Virgoans are known for their Mercurial wit. From the American Heritage Dictionary this means:

  1. Having the characteristics of eloquence, shrewdness, swiftness, and thievishness attributed to the god Mercury.

Sounds pretty much like the qualities shared by a good comedian!

We're lucky to have our own resident humorist and Virgoan, Alan Marnett as part of the New Earth Almanac contributor circle. This weekend enjoy a few pieces by him as well as other ways we've explored humor in the New Earth Almanac:

The Magic of Communication
“Do you need to go outside?” Silence. “Are you ready for your dinner?” Silence. “Do you want to go for a walk?” “SNORT!” Runs in circles. Tail wags, shaking the back half of his body. ___ Multiple times per day, pet owners experience the moment when their little one saunters/slithers/
If Empaths Ran Whole Foods
As we roll into the holiday season, one thing moves to the forefront of my mind (strike the following...our transition to a 5D world, the impending AI takeover, steam cleaning the carpets): FOOD. For food lovers, the last two months of the year are like the playoffs and Super
Jim Carrey
*Note to readers/viewers: In her ever-evolving intuitive practice, Kirem has updated the name of her work from Soul Animals to Soul Signs, which more accurately reflects the breadth of the channeled images and energies she receives. You can still find all of her Soul Animal Wisdom articles and recor…
Embracing the REAL
Welcoming Home Co-Creators of the New Earth

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