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Enjoy listening to or reading this humorous and realistic take on motherhood from Almanac co-founder Marci Lingelbach. It originally appeared on May 11, 2022.

So, I am a highly spiritual person, right? I meditate, I do yoga, qi gong, reiki, all the things! I am part of the New Earth Almanac where we share daily enlightening wisdom. I probably have it all together right? I’m probably so calm and zen, so at peace in life. Full of confidence and composure. I’m probably always happy, glowing from within really. A living embodiment of all I teach and believe!

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